Stepford Life.

CUPCRAZED Cakery is

coming to Baxter!

I am so excited I can barely stand it!

I’m actually in my kitchen working with Maeve on some cool stuff that I’ll be posting soon, but we have family coming to visit for Maeve’s #BAX swim team Championships this weekend, and we’re going to be slam jam busy! But I wanted to let all of my friends and family know that we are officially going to have the bakery in our ‘hood!

Other than blabbing about cupcakes and bakery hassles and trying to open a business and chucking in a few tidbits about the kids, I’ve basically been a blogging ball of suck lately.

So I’m here to enlighten those that give a shit (all three of you) and whip up a little post.

The “it’s all about me” segment, so here it goes.

The kids finished school, have been home for a few weeks and they are ALL up in my business ALL of the time.  I love them, but for Christ sake let me pee alone with a closed door. Stalking me and handing me toilet paper is completely unnecessary, whether you are 2 or 10.

I got bangs.

I saw Sex and the City 2, and it sucked royal.

This week I submitted the newly revised business plan to Springs Development, (AND IT’S ACCEPTED!)

I’m super pissed off WEEDS isn’t starting until August. Utter crap.

I’ve had so many dirty martinis in four months that I could probably go toe to toe with James Bond. I actually purchased THIS travel coffee mug because, well, how could I not?

Next week I’m off to the tattoo parlor for some updating, so maybe I’ll have a martini or three before hand and come home with something spectacular. Or maybe I’ll end up with something that resembles a melted smurf. Who knows, I prefer unpredictability.

I asked Bob three times this month if we could pack our shit and move to Europe.

I spent entirely too much time tweeting about boobs, brazilians and bikinis with my girlfriends who live in BAX. Yes, we live within a mile of each other and tweet instead of call. It’s awesome, and you can’t hear someone else’s kid crying.

We saw PHOENIX in concert and it was awesome. I snuck a ziploc bag full of vodka mini bottles in my stretch pants under my poofy bedazzled dress into the concert and totally felt like a teenager again.

And if my kids read my blog I did NOT say that, mom just wear diapers.

I’m officially in love with Hawthorne’s Pizza and basically everything else I could shovel in my mouth there including 3 glasses of pinot grigio.

Maeve made it to the swim championships this weekend, and is super pumped the g-units are coming down from BuffHELLo to watch!

So that’s it in a nutshell.

On a serious note:

Sending love and prayers to my 8 year old nephew Declan who was hit by a car last weekend while riding his bike. He’s going to be okay, but make sure your kids are WEARING THEIR HELMETS.

Peace.

Those are Southern Comfort dipped Pecan Pralines… and a light maple cream cheese frosting.

My husband is in love.

Brinn’s favorite ice cream is Neapolitan, so why not do it in cake form?

I’ve been so swamped with kid stuff and swim team and baking and cleaning and a bunch of other junk, that I haven’t had time to blog all my bullshit chatter or even post on the cake!

Per usual I’m playing catch up today, and cake overloads for you.

Bullshit will come later.

TEACHER CAKES!

My girlfriend Lisa saw these and I figured I better get practicing some apple cupcakes for requests when school starts:

And another funny, Pizza Cupcakes

Want to feel like a little kid again?

Wacky, Wild Kool Aid Style!

This cupcake will do it for any 30 something person- Kool Aid cupcakes topped with NERDS (per Maeve’s request)

So there came a time when I realized I should probably pipe down and quit posting my cupcake recipes online when I literally make them up- not that it’s rocket science but I’ve created a few winners, and this is one of them.

This baby will be front and center in the kid cake section.