There are 2 things I can pretty much guarantee about this wife in Stepford:
1. I have the saddest selection of shoes
2. I have the least amount of clothing
I’m sick of wearing fucking yoga pants everywhere in my old beat up running shoes. When I go to the gym, the janitorial crew looks better than I do.
That is all.
Personalized birthday dress and bows: $60
The joy she brings to our lives: PRICELESS.
Happy Birthday, Muffin!
Bob and I woke up and felt like doing something other than going to Costco/Sam’s/the outlet mall….basically anywhere we normally spend a Sunday afternoon.
We heard there was supposed to be a really cool fair going on in Columbia, and that the zoo wasn’t far. Awesome! The kids rolled their eyes and reluctantly got ready for “family day out.”
We printed directions off Mapquest, and were on our way. It should have only taken us about an hour to get there, but somehow we missed the exit. The 1 hour ride turned into a 2 hour argument “stupid…shouldn’t have bothered…..why did we come?…..you’re a bad driver…..”
Once we got there though, we all calmed down and decided to enjoy ourselves.
cute momma kangaroo and her baby
(sweetie, putting your hand in your mouth leaving the monkey house is a bad idea…)
All and all it ended up a good day! We left the zoo and headed to the city for the fair. We got to the fair, drove by and immediately left. It was far from cool, and we were actually quite frightened by a bunch of people screaming at each other in a parking lot.
We headed over to Mellow Mushroom
, one of the only places in the city open to eat on a Sunday afternoon. Good thing we LOVE their pizza, the hummus, oh and awesome BEER LIST!
After stuffing ourselves silly we headed home, but not before getting lost in the ghetto en route to the highway. Lovely. (Finished up by the “you’re a terrible driver” conversation from earlier that morning.)