Stepford Life.

I’m talking about the Emeril Legasse dinnerware. What a bunch of GARBAGE!

There’s nothing like pouring a cup of tea, picking up the mug, and your fingers begin to blister on contact with the handle. Or you put your dishwasher safe dishes in the dishwasher, only to have them come out missing hunks and chunks.

For 14 years I used my mom’s 1970s Wedgewood Winter Wheat patterned dishes. I decided to go simple when I chose something new, and wanted to get white. Plain white. Doesn’t get more simple than that. Costco carried the dishes and they looked nice on the box. 3 days later I already had chips in dish and a mug. 3 months later (now) 1/4 of the set is a mess in some way, and FORGET about microwaving them because your finger prints will peel off.

Needless to say they’ve been discontinued, and now I’m stuck with these pieces of shit.

Thanks a lot, Emeril. I don’t know who the 12 morons are that gave them high ratings on the Costco site but those liars clearly didn’t eat on them or wash them.