1 week after starting the low carb diet…

I’m down 4lbs! Not bad! The weekend dinners were:
Friday: out to Bucco Di Beppo.
Caprese Salad and an Antipasti Salad, Chicken Marsala, and Pesto Salmon. And a bottle of wine.
We had a coupon for $10, and ended up spending $100.
That is just pathetic as hell. It didn’t help that Bob rewarded Brinn for eating her $5 meatball with a $13 piece of cake….
Saturday: leftovers from Friday
Sunday: crab salad pitas, or crab salad on salad for me.

Crab Salad Recipe
1 package of that crab stuff
half of a green pepper chopped
2 green onion chopped
2 stalks of celery chopped
some mayo, salt, pepper

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ATTENTION! Tonight is EARTH HOUR!

http://www.earthhour.org/home/

Participate today!
Shut all of your crap off, it’s only ONE hour!
8:30-9:30pm est

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It’s A Mommy Fail Friday

Here’s the first installment of Mommy Fail Friday…
Who hasn’t been here??
Today’s featured blog: Motherhood is Poop.
One Mom’s Fight Through the Diapers.
A Washington Mom who uses humor to discuss everyday life and how it impacts diapers and body functions. Instead of popping crazy pills, she blogs.

Every day in my life as a mother is consumed with poop. Who pooped? What did it look like? What was the texture? How many times? Seriously, if someone came up to your 20-year-old self and said, “Someday, when you’re a mom, you will think about poop all day, every day” would you have believed them?

Her six year old Michaela is chronically constipated. Sometime in the future she will google herself, only to find mommy has been discussing her body functions with the entire world. The two and a half year old with the most beautiful name ever, Maeve, is entering the world of potty training. And her one year Alasdair was born with a rare condition called Hirschsprung’s Disease which leaves her with no choice but to obsess over his diapers. The thing that cracks me up about this blog is that I get it. I get the poop obsession. What mom isn’t distracted by diapers? I know that I pick Shaye up all through the day and give her a sniff. It’s a reflex like coughing when you choke. Pick up baby, check for stinky pants. with my nose of course….So just remember, some of us mom’s probably seem really weird, gross, and pathetic to non-moms by obsessing over our kids diapers, body functions, and poop in general. But I must remind you that if we don’t, the picture at the beginning of this post is our reality. And cleaning it up is just a shitty job. Go check out Jessica!http://motherhoodispoop.blogspot.com/

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For people NOT on Facebook

The funniest, most famous video from Facebook. Enjoy.

Everything’s Amazing, and Nobody’s Happy.

http://www.louisck.net/

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Can one live on yogurt alone?

Scratch that. Can a child live solely on Sponge Bob yogurt? Because that is ALL this child will eat lately. Her new “deal?” Selecting 1 food item and demanding to eat it morning, noon and night. After a few days she’ll be over it, move onto the next item, and leave me with a fridge, freezer, container, box, package full of whatever it was she was obsessed with eating.
Tonight for dinner she had a tube of Gary, and a tube of Sandy.
I feel like a failure sometimes….

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