This week I’m about to cheat and mock out 2 seriously funny chicks that I really know!
Try to outsmart your kid? Why bother!
Embarrassing things kids say in front of others.
She sells awesome swimwear and beach goodies. Sharri is so fabulous that she has her own professional style margarita machine in her house, y’all. I’m talking like the slushy machine thingamabob. If only we could get her to
blog more, she has crazy and embarrassing stories all of the time. But she’s burning the candle from both ends (whatever the hell that means) so she’s busy with work, work, work. She sent me the following conversation nugget, courtesy of her one and only 5 yr old, EVAN.
Scenario: riding in the suburban, Sharri the driver, 2 other moms, 3 girl scouts, and Evan.
Girl scouts are chattering about growing up, things that change, (ahem, puberty)
Evan: Well, when I grow up I am going to have giant muscles!
Girl scout: Dude, when you grow up and get bigger muscles, you will also get more hair under your arms!!!!!
Evan: Oh, I already know, and you should see my dad’s Wanker Danker!
Sharri looked into rear view mirror to find the girl scouts horrified little faces, and a mom changing the subject to what everyone wants for dinner. Nice.
Evan is never one to let us down! So big, giant fail on impressing those ladies, Sharri!
I’m typing this up Thursday because Friday I will be overwhelmed trying to get my mess in order for vacation. We’re headed to Charleston for a week with Bob’s twin brother’s family, and some of our friends. I will probably take the laptop because I need therapy and will want to upload beach stuff.
