Category Archives: Stepford

There’s a new psycho in town

Welcome to Stepford, WACK JOB. Friday. A new neighbor had a peculiar way of introducing herself to the neighborhood. She called the cops. What a brilliant idea! She called the police on a small group of 5-8 year old children … Continue reading

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Dear Stepford…

Random Acts of Kindness. This morning I bumped into my friend and neighbor. She informed me that one of her extraordinary neighbors decided it would be a fantastically passive aggressive idea to toilet paper her front garden, and leave an … Continue reading

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My cute little backyard is finally done! (well, almost)

I love to plan a project. I get antsy waiting for it to start. I get crazy when it takes too long!!! The patio was started around my birthday, late April. I think the patio itself was done in just … Continue reading

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Stepford Life, Not Stepford Wife

There are 2 things I can pretty much guarantee about this wife in Stepford: 1. I have the saddest selection of shoes 2. I have the least amount of clothing I’m sick of wearing fucking yoga pants everywhere in my … Continue reading

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It’s official. Welcome to Stepford.

I had just about enough of Charlotte, and their overcrowded schools, classrooms in trailers, and douchebag Superintendents. I had been teaching across the border and my district was #1 in the State. Bob and I decided that it would be … Continue reading

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