Category Archives: I Am An Ass

2012.

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Heather

New Year’s Eve I went to bed at 9:30pm. The kids were in bed, Bob was hanging out with his dad, and I was upstairs having a panic attack. First and foremost, I quit smoking. I’m not a big chain smoker, … Continue reading →

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Hey, Santa? Chill out.

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Heather

“I know it’s all about the photo op, but my girls wanted to tell you what they’d like for Christmas first.” Yes. That’s what I snarked at Santa. I was pissed off. I thought I was smart getting to the mall on … Continue reading →

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dinner of champions.

Posted on August 15, 2011 by Heather

Oh please, there’s protein in this picture.

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Brinn’s 5th Birth Day.

Posted on June 7, 2011 by Heather

Brinn is pretty much one of the worst eaters ever. She is still only 33 lbs at 5yrs old, but is taller than most of her friends. My mom spends a lot of time lecturing her, us, or anyone who will listen about how … Continue reading →