Author Archives: Heather

About Heather

My name is Heather. I live in a town like Agrestic. Batteries aren't included. Nor does the tattoo on my back stand for *made in taiwan.

What Happens When You’ve Been Dieting for Days…

Posted on March 6, 2009 by Heather

-eating healthy-counting calories-trying to be really good before a trip to the beach and-your 2 yr old wants lunch? You stuff a giant bowl of this crap in your face, that’s what.Damn you, Sponge Bob.

Posted in Health, I Am An Ass, Uncategorized | Tagged diet | 1 Comment

Dumb Move of the Day.

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Heather

Mom’s next big mistake…Brinn loves to go to Petsmart with me for Circe’s grooming. We took our usual Petsmart tour- to the fish, the rodents, the fish, the cats, and back to the fish. She asked for a fish.Stupid mommy … Continue reading →

Posted in Pets, Uncategorized | Tagged fish | 6 Comments

Are you a Crazy Candle Junkie?

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Heather

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Guess what my fully potty trained kid did?

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Heather

Yesterday she was being fresh. As a result, I sent her to her room. She hopped up on the bed. Pulled down her pants. AND PEED ON IT. That deserves a big, fat What The Hell???? What child in her … Continue reading →

Posted in Kids, Uncategorized | Tagged brinn | 2 Comments

Delta Airlines Ass Backwards Customer Service.

Posted on March 4, 2009 by Heather

It’s taken me a week to muster the energy to post about my flight from hell. Last weekend I took Brinn and Shaye to Kansas City.The idea of flying was a tad scary. I had Shaye strapped to me in … Continue reading →