Author Archives: Heather

About Heather

My name is Heather. I live in a town like Agrestic. Batteries aren't included. Nor does the tattoo on my back stand for *made in taiwan.

Yay for St. Patty’s, Boo for Germs!

Friday everything seemed to be hunky dory in the health department, even though the weather was gross (back to cold and rain). We headed out to the mall to escape our home which has felt a bit like prison due … Continue reading

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Who is Circe?

Circe: pronounced Sur-See.The mythical sorceress in Homer’s The Odyssey who turned men into Swine. Have you ever listened to a pug breath? She snorts like a pig. Children in the neighborhood see her coming and run away crying. She sounds … Continue reading

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Low Fat Turkey Chili

When it’s cold out I love to make chili. Since our weather is terrible again, I changed it up to make it low fat. Ingredients:1 package ground turkey1 small chopped onion1 green bell pepper, chopped3 cloves minced garlic1 can mild … Continue reading

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It’s Mango Mania!

Shaye has been a thumbsucker since she was in utero. I quit nursing a little over a month ago, but she still “nurses” her food when she eats. After every bite, she pops her thumb in her mouth and “savors” … Continue reading

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Yesterday’s Fail. Margarita Pie?

The cake. GRR! I refuse to take the blame on this, I blame Southern Living Magazine. My mother wanted the Key Lime Buttercream Frosted Cake. I’ve never bothered with cake flour before, my favorite flour is King Arthur’s unbleached but … Continue reading

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