Stepford has been shaken hard by the FLYING PIG. Swine flu is spreading faster than zombie-ism in Sean of the Dead, and I’ve been a paranoid lunatic lately because we are going to Disney and you know what that means….all of those stupid things you pre-pay for are paid for and OH MY GAWD if someone catches H1N1 we can’t go!
I’ve doused myself with enough Wild Honeysuckle anti-bacterial hand gel that I could probably disinfect a hospital just by walking through it.
Okay so this post has 3 purposes and I need YOUR help.
1. An excuse for why I am absent.
Getting ready for the trip.
2. I need Disney advice.
My girlfriend/neighbor dropped off some really helpful info and guides, but if you have a tip for being in the park with a 10, 3, and 1 yr old, let’s hear it! Please post a comment, tip, link anything that might help because I’m all ears.
3. Lowe’s has had its Christmas stuff up since early September, but why the HELL do they sell a $60 light up yard ornament of a FLYING PIG?
I started out by talking about swine flu of course but it makes me think of this ridiculous flying pig I took a picture of while shopping. Seriously, why would Lowe’s sell flying pigs for Christmas?