Drew all over my loveseat with a blue magic marker.

Took my brand new toothbrush, and swirled it in a jar of face cream.

Gave herself a facial with the same expensive face cream.

Poured a tub of baby powder on the bed in Shaye’s room.

Poured the dog’s water bowl all over the floor.

Learned how to say, “Sorry, momma”.

Good thing she’s my favorite.